Shell has been busy. They’re rehabilitating their image, hawking their net-zero fuel, buying up green enterprises like Powershop in Australia, and trying to greenwash their whole damn enterprise.

But never forget— these are the bastards that lied about climate change for thirty some-odd years.

These are the sonnovabitches still pulling oil hand over fist from the most environmentally destructive oilsands on earth.

These are the scumsucking reprobates turning our world into a living hell while they plant a few saplings and call it even.

Fuck em’. No passes for climate criminals.